Thursday, November 7, 2013

PENSIONS CRISIS CAUSED BY MARXIST ILLEGAL LIBRARY BLOG RESULTS IN HOUSE PRICE CRASH AND CAUSES CANCER

Right then, time for another post after an eternity of not posting anything. Except for those extra ones in September. So really everything's up to date, and I just provided October's entry in advance, with nothing to do with October at all.

And now it's the holidays. For the rest of you at least, I've been on them for weeks. What? No I'm not smug about anything at all, don't be preposterous. Well there are exams too, but you don't have to go to school anymore except for them. I think. Maybe. School attendance is starting to fade from my memory now that I have left such mortal quarrels behind and ascended to the plane of tirtiary education. Not that actually enjoy it though, it's a neverending grind which puts Pandemonium to shame (Pandemonium at least has top notch pizza chefs), where the elder gods of long-forgotten night wage unrelenting war against one another and all the realms of all worlds are merely pawns in their diabolical machintations. Though I must admit I have been to worse places.

At any rate it seems there's a new feature to the library, a service by the name of PressDisplay, or possibly Pressdisplay, or even Press Display. Having never seen the name written down, I am not sure if it is supposed to be one word or not. It's a newspaper display function on the library's computers, that allows the user to conjure up an example of any newspaper they so desire, regardless of where in the world it's from. Go ahead, try it out. I recommend the British tabloids for maximum hilarity factor. Or the maximum induction of blood-curdling murderous rage, depending on what your sense of humour is like and if any of their rant articles target something you identify with. Either could happen, since they're very hysterical knee-jerk politically extreme papers.

The next Librarything is next Thursday the 14th. There was going to be a film, but no-one except me suggested anything, and all of my suggestions are apparently too violent and terror-inducing to show, so now I'm not sure what's happening. It could be fireworks, it could be something that doesn't explode, you'll have to be there to find out. Actually my money's on something to do with exams. Also edibles and drinkumbent no doubt.

So then, write and toil, but be merry when you can, for soon you too shall be on holidays!

exunt

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Ace Of Clubs

Hi Welcome to the blog of the Mangere Bridge Teen Book Club. We call ourselves Ace of Clubs. We meet once a month, normally on the third Thursday 4.30pm @ Mangere Bridge Library. We talk about books, hang out and have random fun. This blog will tell you what we have been up to, what is coming up and of course lots of stuff about books. All teens are welcome so if you are around come along and join us.